January 2012
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“I stood by my wife when she was sick, unlike you, Newt. You fucking asshole.”
– What Mitt should have said. (via anticapitalist)
Watchlipstick-feminists:
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Wow.
Pardon my French - fuckin’ hell, that was moving.
Oh…oh my. Even if I could word this properly, there are no words to describe the truth of a video that speaks for itself except to say, “If you don’t watch it, you miss...
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WatchI miss this kid so much…
How I imagine the State of the Union is written
Barack Obama: We should use the milk line.
Jon Favreau: No, we should not. It's a terrible pun and everyone will make fun of me.
Barack Obama: But it worked for Bartlet.
Jon Favreau: You do know The West Wing is fictional, right?
Barack Obama: So it's settled. We're using the milk line.
Jon Favreau: ...
Joe Biden: DON'T FORGET TRAINS.
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OMG, It's PURPLE!!!
I hadn’t had a chance to use the highlight option in iBooks, yet. That is, I hadn’t had a chance until today. When I chose to highlight a section, a curious thing happened - I got the option of a bunch of different colours I could use to highlight the text.
And lavender was among them!!! It made me ridiculously and strangely happy.
It’s the simple things.
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“We came into this world so that we could meet. We didn’t realize it...”
– Haruki Murakami, 1Q84
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State of the Union - Prepared Text →
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“More than that, the mission only succeeded because every member of that unit...”
– President Obama, State of the Union, 2012
Damn...
I landed in Twitter jail…
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“A great teacher can offer an escape from poverty to the child who dreams beyond...”
– President Obama (via apsies)
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“This is like secular High Holy Days for political dorks.”
– Rachel Maddow (via brooklynmutt)
ACCURATE!!
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Pink Frilly Underclothes Anniversary
It may seem silly, but I have a pink, frilly underclothes anniversary coming up in the next few days, and what do you do, to celebrate a pink frilly underclothes anniversary?
Do you really need to ask? ;oP
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Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support...
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I hate people with obnoxious huge carry ons...
…and today, unfortunately, I’m completely going to be one.
Let me explain… I called CVS on Thursday evening to refill an asthma medication. I explained I was leaving on Sunday and that the online refill request would not let me state the pick up date as Sunday, but rather Monday, and as I would be on a plane on Sunday, this would be completely inconvenient. I was assured...
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Due to a CVS fuck-up, I have spent too much time today figuring out the how’s and the if it’s possibles of traveling with a nebulizer. But, I am still probably the girl going to be pulled aside for a random full on search.
But, Blue Fish and Sprinkles with Seanna have both salvaged this day.
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