I stood by my wife when she was sick, unlike you, Newt. You fucking asshole.– What Mitt should have said. (via anticapitalist)
lipstick-feminists: hogwartsandthetardis: fexual: skrilladex: shtephuhn: tbch: batoudopant: randomredux: fanaticality: supercomputer: phaibooty: Wow. Pardon my French - fuckin’ hell, that was moving. Oh…oh my. Even if I could word this properly, there are no words to describe the truth of a video that speaks for itself except to say, “If you don’t watch it, you miss...
I miss this kid so much…
How I imagine the State of the Union is written
Barack Obama: We should use the milk line.
Jon Favreau: No, we should not. It's a terrible pun and everyone will make fun of me.
Barack Obama: But it worked for Bartlet.
Jon Favreau: You do know The West Wing is fictional, right?
Barack Obama: So it's settled. We're using the milk line.
Jon Favreau: ...
Joe Biden: DON'T FORGET TRAINS.
OMG, It's PURPLE!!!
I hadn’t had a chance to use the highlight option in iBooks, yet. That is, I hadn’t had a chance until today. When I chose to highlight a section, a curious thing happened - I got the option of a bunch of different colours I could use to highlight the text. And lavender was among them!!! It made me ridiculously and strangely happy. It’s the simple things.
We came into this world so that we could meet. We didn’t realize it...– Haruki Murakami, 1Q84
State of the Union - Prepared Text →
More than that, the mission only succeeded because every member of that unit...– President Obama, State of the Union, 2012
I landed in Twitter jail…
A great teacher can offer an escape from poverty to the child who dreams beyond...– President Obama (via apsies)
This is like secular High Holy Days for political dorks.– Rachel Maddow (via brooklynmutt) ACCURATE!!
Pink Frilly Underclothes Anniversary
It may seem silly, but I have a pink, frilly underclothes anniversary coming up in the next few days, and what do you do, to celebrate a pink frilly underclothes anniversary? Do you really need to ask? ;oP
Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
cognitivedissonance: His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt: Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed? Barney Frank: No. Interviewer: Why not? Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people? Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support...
I hate people with obnoxious huge carry ons...
…and today, unfortunately, I’m completely going to be one. Let me explain… I called CVS on Thursday evening to refill an asthma medication. I explained I was leaving on Sunday and that the online refill request would not let me state the pick up date as Sunday, but rather Monday, and as I would be on a plane on Sunday, this would be completely inconvenient. I was assured...
Due to a CVS fuck-up, I have spent too much time today figuring out the how’s and the if it’s possibles of traveling with a nebulizer. But, I am still probably the girl going to be pulled aside for a random full on search. But, Blue Fish and Sprinkles with Seanna have both salvaged this day.