March 2012
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Curiosity is the lust of the mind.
– Thomas Hobbes (via ikilledjackjohnson)
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A month ago, the web was abuzz when Oklahoma State Senator Judy Eason McIntyre protested her own state’s proposed “personhood” bill with a sign that read:
“If I wanted the Government in my womb, I’d fuck a Senator.”
At the time, I said I wanted it on a t-shirt, and that idea prompted Crocktees to create one. They also generously offered me one free since it...
I learned something fascinating today, and I’m writing this quickly before I scurry off to bed. (7 hours sleep in 48+ is not making me extremely coherent.)
Apparently, in Hebrew, Beth = House (Home)
So, you know… there’s that… ;o)
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Earlier Today...
Me: Hey, Dad... You're in town, right? Was wondering if you wanted to go see a movie?
Dad: Sure. What's playing? (He fell into my trap perfectly.)
Me: The Hunger Games
Dad: (chuckling and then serioused) Uhhhh.... I don't know.
Me: You'll like it. Trust me!
Dad: I don't know... What time is it playing?
Me: I'll look it up and call you back.
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(Movie: Where my normally QUIET Father suddenly turned into my ADD nephew and I had to explain a lot of what was happening...)
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(End of Movie)
Dad: Wait?! That's IT?!?! There's gotta be a sequel.
Me: Yes, it's a trilogy.
Dad: Well, the opening of the trilogy was so outstanding, I don't know how they're going to top that!
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Newsweek: Today in Company Memos →
newsweek:
We just got word Friday, April 6th is BRING YOUR DOG TO WORK DAY. Friday, April 6th is sure to be a historical day in nwktumblr’s life so please help us brainstorm ideas for what we should do to cover this monumental event. Should we just run around taking pictures of dogs? Should we “profile”…
I think we Newsweek should host a couple of contests… One being, most...
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I shall celebrate National Cleavage Day later tonight…
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They’re making it up. There’s a political agenda here. There is no real outrage.
– Rush Limbaugh, on reactions to Trayvon Martin’s shooting. (via theatlantic)
Oh, Rush… You were doing so well… Advertisers were coming back, even… And then you opened up your mouth again…
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Remember the George Zimmerman video from last... →
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Appearing on NBC’s TODAY on Thursday, Zimmerman’s attorney Craig Sonner described the video as “very grainy.” He also pointed out that Zimmerman had been “cleaned-up” and received first aid in the four hours between the incident and Zimmerman’s videotaped arrival at the police station.
Sonner has previously said that his client suffered a broken nose and a gash to his head...
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Why are you sniffing me like I’m having an affair with another dog?!
– me to Lexi just now
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soupsoup:
reuters:
ABC News releases surveillance video of arrest of George Zimmerman.
Zimmerman said he had been bloodied badly, had the back of his head slammed into the ground, and was given a broken nose. Does that appear to be the case from this video?
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It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record...
– Nick Hornby, High Fidelity. (via favouriterecord)
This quote always reminds me of my parents. My dad knew my mom was the one, when he helped her move early in their relationship (and my grandparents knew he was a good man when he helped MY mom move all.of.her.stuff. and still stuck around after...
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Love is never convenient-and rarely painless.
– Richard Paul Evans (via kari-shma)
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The vagina has become so real, so present, so powerful that people are going...
– CNN: Vagina enters stage left — or is it right? [CNN] (via producermatthew)
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