joshsternberg:

imwithkanye:

Bey vs. Jessica: Who did pregnant better?

Length of pregnancy:

• Bey - Roughly five months [timeline]
• Jessica - Going on two years [timeline]

Maternity style: 

• Bey - Slimming jumpsuits, cushy bumps, “Glamzilla”
• Jessica - Flowy dresses, pumps, the pregnant “Rachel Zoe“ 

Food cravings:

• Bey - Bananas dipped in ketchup, oreos, ginger beer
• Jessica - Pop Tarts, Cap’n Crunch, sugar

Baby’s daddy:

• Bey - Hova
• Jessica - Eric Johnson

HAHAHAHA

Strange enough, they’re both Texas girls… but one’s from Houston and one is from Dallas… 

Just an *cough* observation from *cough* Houston.

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1. dirtysmellyhair likes this
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3. wwgyk reblogged this from imwithkanye and added:

   Is it wrong to laugh at a pregnant woman? I’m so doomed to an ugly pregnancy.

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6. nolongerenamoured reblogged this from ichoosedisco and added:

   JUST LOL and WTF are people doing with their lives (or not doing in this case) that this is sooo interesting.

7. stephanietely reblogged this from imwithkanye and added:

   Gotta love living in a society in which we question WHO DID PREGNANCY BETTER.

8. jiawen-ah reblogged this from imwithkanye and added:

   DAYMMMMMMMMM JESSICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    get the fuck outta here jessica.

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24. apsies said: This post is perfection.
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    Strange enough, they’re both Texas girls… but one’s from Houston and one is from Dallas… Just an *cough* observation...

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    Queen B all the way!!

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35. muslimrave said: poor Jessica… how many is she having? Jeez, looks painful.
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    The “Baby’s Daddy” part, too. Because not only do we need to control these women by insisting they must be sexy while...

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    Right? And the only legitimate thing to compare in any of this is diet. But even then, do they really give a shit about...

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    HAHAHAHA

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