July 9, 2011

Dear Women With Disapproving Glares: This outfit does not say, “I want to sleep with your husband/boyfriend/fiancée/significant other/friend with benefits/ whatever you want” to call the man you have suddenly attached yourself closer to than a conjoined twin in my presence. It is July. This outfit says, “It is insanely hot outside so I am going to wear as little clothing as possible to run an errand to the grocery store”. You can see my bra, yes, but since it isn’t lacey, it really doesn’t help, and at least I am wearing a bra. No nipple slip here. I promise. Look, I cannot help the body parts I was born with, and I cannot help if your boy wants to look. It is human nature, after all. However, you should have more faith in your man that looking isn’t touching, that he won’t, and I sure as hell won’t. I promise, I am not going to slip him a note to meet me in the frozen food aisle to see how quickly we can steam up the windows. First off, I don’t have a thing for attached men and, secondly, again, it is July and it is hot outside. Now, if it was November, I could understand your glares, but can we just agree that this is acceptable to wear when it is fucking hot outside?” so we don’t have to go over this again next year? Signed, The girl who just wants to be comfortable…

Dear Women With Disapproving Glares:

This outfit does not say, “I want to sleep with your husband/boyfriend/fiancée/significant other/friend with benefits/ whatever you want” to call the man you have suddenly attached yourself closer to than a conjoined twin in my presence.

It is July. This outfit says, “It is insanely hot outside so I am going to wear as little clothing as possible to run an errand to the grocery store”. You can see my bra, yes, but since it isn’t lacey, it really doesn’t help, and at least I am wearing a bra. No nipple slip here. I promise. Look, I cannot help the body parts I was born with, and I cannot help if your boy wants to look. It is human nature, after all.

However, you should have more faith in your man that looking isn’t touching, that he won’t, and I sure as hell won’t. I promise, I am not going to slip him a note to meet me in the frozen food aisle to see how quickly we can steam up the windows. First off, I don’t have a thing for attached men and, secondly, again, it is July and it is hot outside.

Now, if it was November, I could understand your glares, but can we just agree that this is acceptable to wear when it is fucking hot outside?” so we don’t have to go over this again next year?

Signed,

The girl who just wants to be comfortable…




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  1. redjeep said: great pic… =]
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