This is Hank the dog. Hank is a stray who wandered into the Milwaukee Brewers’ spring training facility last week, and has since become the team’s unofficial mascot. Hank is the best dog.
What I say: "I'm just going upstairs for a few moments. I'm coming right back down. You don't have to come with me."
What Lexi hears: "I'm going upstairs to search for new puppies to love and do all the fun stuff you think I do when I'm no where near you. Oh, you're coming up with me? Let me just start doing all the boring stuff I wasn't going to do anyway."
I don’t care if you’re going to put me right back on, I do not yield the bed. #lexi #lexisworld #dailylexi #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram
Lexi does not need to hear the State of the Union… Lexi needs to hear the State of the pantry and the refrigerator and the blankets available in the house. #lexi #lexisworld #dogs #dog #dogsofinstagram
Post bath comb out. That Beyonce girl knew what she was talking about in “Pretty Hurts”. I was jamming it in my head when Mom was telling me how pretty I was going to look. Note: I am still not wearing my “Lexi” necklace. She’s holding it hostage. I might be feeling a little better but for heaven’s sake don’t tell Mom that. #lexi #lexisworld #dogs #dog #dogsofinstagram #westiesofinstagram #instawesties
Grandma says I obviously adore Mom by how I look at her, but I’m just trying to mind control her out of forgetting I need a bath. #lexi #lexisworld #dogs #dog #dogsofinstagram
This is how Lexi would so roll if she didn’t hate being in the cart when we go. She has a need to make sure she smells everything at Petco and that as many people as possible tell her she’s so adorable, both impossibilities when you’re in the cart.