I’m not sure which is worse: the sneak attack a few days early or the “oh my God, body, just start already and get this shit over with.”
I’ve heard tale about women who could plot the history of the world with the regularity of their cycles. Never late. Down to the second. Do you have to sell your soul to the devil for that kind of body monotony? Or just a piece of it?
Or do those women REALLY exist or are they just characters on TV?
*itch*itch*itch* OH!!! *scratch* It’s *sniff* allergy *atchoooooooo* season.
It was HORRIBLE!!! This troop of girls attacked me outside of Kroger and demanded payment for 2 boxes of cookies… And can you believe that when I told them they could keep the 2 dollars that they graciously said, “thank you”? I tell you, it isn’t safe anywhere these days… #girlscouts #humour #humor #cookies #alwayssupportgirlscouts #women #hahaha
No, my impromptu dance around in your underwear Sunday afternoon interludes are NOT my way of procrastinating from adulting…
But why did Grandma give me a replacement Lexi for Valentine’s Day? I don’t trust this other dog. She’s doesn’t even want to sniff my butt and she won’t let me sniff hers. How haughty. #lexi #lexisworld #dailylexi #dogs #dogsofinstagram
I spoke to my Mom the other day and she mentioned seeing Lexi’s photos, probably on Facebook, via my Dad. She also mentioned seeing my captions, telling me that she laughed at them, because I was capturing Lexi’s expressions quite well, in her opinion. She mentioned this one in particular, so I’m kind of relieved that she gets my “Lexi” humour, even when we poke fun at something “Grandma” related.
I’m hopeful that she realizes half the time I’m poking more fun at myself than anyone else, via Lexi. It’s a relief because these jokes and my humour were the basis of a prolonged battle between my sister and me nearly a year ago, so to have my mother’s support is helpful. I don’t often take a hard line in an argument or refuse to compromise or apologize, and I didn’t for a variety of reasons. Usually when I take such a hard stance, I find my Mom in support of it later on. Some of that is my Mom accepting the inevitable, which I don’t often credit her enough with but some of that is the result of my Dad probably working through the details with her privately.