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Me: LEXI! Let’s take a photo for smile Friay!
Lexi: What.the.hell? Good grief woman, you’re eyes are puffy and look off because we just woke up from a nap, I’m naked, and geez, do you always have to show your boobs? No. Just. No.
Me: Can’t we just take a nice photo… just one? Just for Smile Friday?
Lexi: Okay, you smile for that evil thing that flashes bright lights at me, while I point out your boobs, okay, Mom? Does that make you happy…? Can we go now?
Me; How about if I scratch your bum, while I hold you? Would that make you happy?
Lexi: Oh, God, YES! Right THERE! That’s the spot… don’t stop.. don’t stop… Yes! YES!
Lexi: Well, you said “smile Friday”…
Lexi: No more photos?
Me: I give up.
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