”I was walking by, and I saw her and I literally stopped, like this, just stopped. And went, ‘Oh my god. That is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life.’ But I’d never done anything like this. I’d never gone and talked to a total stranger before. But she was right there. And so I thought to myself, ‘20 seconds.’ Right? Now I’m in the restaraunt. And I’m terrified. Thinkin’ about leaving. I can actually touch her she is right there. She still hasn’t seen me. And I still have 15 seconds of courage left. I’m goin’ for it. Bravery. Here’s what I said, ‘Excuse me, why would an amazing woman like you even talk to someone like me?’ … And she said, ‘Why not?’”
*sigh*… this movie…
Wait a minute: Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin???
That penguin deserves a medal.
….even more remarkable, think of how determined that penguin had to be to bite him… I mean, penguins don’t have teeth…