Posts tagged "Zoo"

April 16th, 2012


‎”I was walking by, and I saw her and I literally stopped, like this, just stopped. And went, ‘Oh my god. That is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life.’ But I’d never done anything like this. I’d never gone and talked to a total stranger before. But she was right there. And so I thought to myself, ‘20 seconds.’ Right? Now I’m in the restaraunt. And I’m terrified. Thinkin’ about leaving. I can actually touch her she is right there. She still hasn’t seen me. And I still have 15 seconds of courage left. I’m goin’ for it. Bravery. Here’s what I said, ‘Excuse me, why would an amazing woman like you even talk to someone like me?’ … And she said, ‘Why not?’” 

*sigh*… this movie… 

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April 16th, 2012

The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting their donor list because they needed money.

First Read - After being bit by a penguin, Gingrich says he’s the underdog

Wait a minute: Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin???

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That penguin deserves a medal.

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….even more remarkable, think of how determined that penguin had to be to bite him…  I mean, penguins don’t have teeth… 

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