jacqueline-the-american-queen:
Everything was fine, until Nixon walked in…
^ Dead.
(Source: mrs-kennedy-and-me)
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Presenting: 17 Cats that Ruined Christmas!
@satatlon See? Other cats do it, too… ;o( This is why having a “Lexi” is awesome… she LOVES the Christmas tree, but doesn’t attempt to topple it over.
Yesterday’s new Ducky post at wellthatsjustducky:
Me: Missed you, Ducky.
Ducky: Less talking. More head rubbing. You owe me.
Me: I know. We aren’t usually gone overnight. But the Lady’s Sister was here and you like her.
Ducky: She doesn’t like that cat.
Me: I know.
Ducky: That helps me with the liking of her.
Me: I’m sure.
Ducky: You both left me at home for six weeks.
Me: Overnight.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Felt longer.
Me: I think you use the myth just…
Ducky: Did you go to an overnight dog park?
Me: No. We ran in a half marathon.
Ducky: Ah ha! You could have taken me! I love running!
Me: Yes, but you’re more of a sprinter. A half marathon is pretty long.
Ducky: How long?
Me: 13.1 miles.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Is that far?
Me: Yes. It’s a lot further than you have ever gone without needing to sit and rest.
Ducky: What’s the furthest I’ve gone?
Me: Three quarters of a mile.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That’s not further than 13.1?
Me: No.
Ducky: Sounds further.
Me: Yeah. Words are funny. Short words can describe long distances. You can’t just count syllables.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Am I ever going to need to know what a syllable is or can I move on?
Me: Moving on is probably cool.
Ducky: Maybe I could train? Build up my endurance.
Me: Yeah, I don’t know if that’s safe. And even if you could, they don’t let dogs in people races.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I bet they do if you get me…
Me: For the last time, I am not getting you a vest.
Ducky: Come on!
Me: Those are for helper dogs.
Ducky: I’m helpful!
Me: Not regularly
Ducky: Quisling.
Me: Look, I’m sorry we were away for a night, but I think I’ve made up for it by being down here on the floor and rubbing your head for six weeks.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Didn’t seem that long.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Time flies.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Missed you, Daddy.
Me: Missed you too, Ducky.
Ducky: Love you.
Me: Love you.
Ag
Yeah.. I thought about getting one of those vests for Lexi… and claiming that she “assists” people by making them happy because everyone loves Lexi… ;o)
ever since I discovered that the Christmas story isn’t written with a lisp and doesn’t end with, “That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.”
That’s okay, my favourite verse to quote is Matthew 26:6: “…and Jesus was in Bethany.”
I have the weirdest election right now.
If all that aggressive, serious electioneering is making you feel overwhelmed, take a break with some SILLY ELECTION COVERAGE.
Reminds me of a story I heard the other day… a close friend of the family said they had to prevent her very elderly mother from making GOTV calls in 2010, because she kept saying, “It’s erection day…”
The Rumble 2012 Summed Up In 6 Images
In case you missed Saturday’s big debate (or couldn’t get the stream to work right), here’s everything you missed.
My brother in law and my nephew playing my brothers GUITAR.
love. in a nutshell.
taken by me at my brothers house in Leavenworth, WA.
